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Sunday, September 21, 2008
The funeral is over! Hmm i found out that i'm cold blooded T.T OMG. i wan to say ty to someone who accompany me but the person nt in the funeral but the person accompany me =] ty~ hehe ty for accompany me n make me nt lonely ^^ hehe ty uncountable times =] ytd saturday 20/9- i went over to my ah gu hse to stay overnight lol he bought me crabs =X lol i eat until i had backache zzz learnt frm mistake dun eat too much crabs will eat until whole body pain de T.T hmm..lol then ytd jg gimme kuku ideas lor end up...zzz hmm jg u owe me something hope u see this sentence ( U OWE ME SOMETHING!). Juz hope nothing went wrong T.T
Here gt two joke (For people who are sad, hope that after u read u might cheered up):
FIRST:
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious 'Lee & Lee Law Firm'
During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume, thinks for a while and said, 'Well, I would need to discuss your application with my wife.'
And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife. Lee KY's wife said, 'C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!'
So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection.
Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and request for another interview and Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, I have already told you that we only hire.......'
when Santa Singh interrupted him and said, 'I know, I know. I have just changed my name.
Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked, 'What is your new name then?'
On this, Santa Singh replied, 'Surname Lee, Last name, Manga!' (Manga-Lee)
SECOND:
Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her. So there Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend. 'This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!'
'Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!' said Ah Lian.
'Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!'
So Ah Lian said, 'Let me try! I wan, I wan!'
So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the & accelerator.
The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.
'Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah!
Wah Piang eh!' screamed Ah Beng.
'Solee, solee, pai sei lah! No lah, I tot hor, 'R' for racing mah!'*
Hope this jokes might cheer u guys up! haix me as sad as ever~ROFL XD haha update my blog something soon ^^ hehe
sCrEeChEd aT |10:28 AM|
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